March 31, 2009

Smith's porno bill is going up

One good thing has come out of the Jacqui Smith pornothon affair, a good thing for Jacqui Smith's husband at least. Apparently she was so furious that she has expelled him from the marital bed, so he will now be sleeping on the sofa. Which he must be very grateful for. No more gurning monster and more time tucked up in front of the television to spending intimate moments with somebody he truly loves: himself. I wonder if they put the tissue paper on expenses as well?

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

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